10 Things You Will NEVER Hear Me Say:
- No, you won't have a curfew, come home anytime you want.
- I don't care how you load the dishwasher.
- I can't wait for gas to be $4.50 a gallon.
- I hate to watch football.
- I love old lady cars.
- Oh, good, liver and onions!!
- It's 9:30, I have to go to bed.
- I only drive the speed limit.
- You only need one pair of underpants for a sleepover.
- Can I please have the patient hawking up loogies?
